Greetings, and welcome aboard. I’m Captain Rui Lycae. Age twenty-three, blood type AB. I may have just graduated from the academy with a leadership certification, but I have logged several hundred hours in simulated flights and sparred with the academy’s best hand-to-hand specialists. That means I’ll be the best team leader I can, just like my father and his father before him! My hobbies include reviewing my training manuals, polishing my boots, and ironing my uniform. After all, a firm, steady regimen is good for the soul.

Awww, I don’t want to do this crap! It’s so stupid! Well, if I have to introduce myself, then I’m Ayumi Senzan. Age twenty-two and blood type B. I’m not going to brag about my degree like some people, since I came through the Intergalactic Enforcers the old-fashioned way: I worked to get where I’m at! My hobbies are the same as they were in boot camp—training, sparring, all that stuff. Are we done yet?

Pleased to meet you! I’m the Dancing Damsel’s Communications Specialist, Yuki Kobayashimaru. I’m twenty-four years-old and blood type A. I’ve logged a year’s patrol so far, so I’m really the senior on the ship, but I know Rui will be a great captain. While I try to help the younger girls with any technical concerns they may have, I typically need some help getting away from Ayumi’s fingers! In my spare time, I’ve got plenty of old mangas to thumb through and games to develop for the holodeck.

At ease, reader. While I suppose you don’t technically have official clearance to sneak aboard the HMS Dancing Damsel, I believe I can let this time slide with a warning. I’m Commissioner Aja Nagato, superintendent of training and assignment for new recruits in general and of captains in particular. That’s all the information I’m authorized to give you at this time. My blood-type and age? You should know that’s classified.

These two, on the other hand, most definitely aren’t classified. In fact, there’s a million-credit bounty on their heads, if you feel you can keep them still long enough to bind them. The one with the spiky hair is Ruki O’Baum, while the other is her sister, Rika O’Baum. Both are eighteen and have been engaged in brutal space piracy for close to four years. Ruki seems to be the muscle and brains of the outfit, while Rika focuses more on logistics and cyber-tech. Their hobbies and blood-type remain unknown. Keep an eye out: both are armed, at large, and exceptionally dangerous.

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Hmmph! A commoner like you should bow before the crown princess of the Loyan Trade Syndicate, let alone speak to me! As if you don't already know, I'm the wonderful and magnificent Elvina Loyan. I'm eighteen, and I have an 'O' blood type. Aren't these 'blood type' things just exquisite? They're featured in these fabulous Japanese cartoons, and they're always one hundred percent accurate! Those cartoons are right about other things, too, of course: there are certain special people in the world, just like me, and that's why I'll be the greatest, most perfect princess ever, who will always do what's right and battle evil! Now, rise from your prone position and address my subordinates!

A subordinate?!? Aww, jeez... Well, yes, I'm Serena Elharion, an official royal bodyguard assigned by the Loyan Syndicate to Crown Princess Elvina, even if she does do some really stupid stuff. I'm also eighteen, blood type... Errr... AB? I don't really believe in that sort of thing. Look, all I want is to be a good soldier and a good bodyguard, not a baby-sitter or a big sister. You'll hear Jang-Shee call me that sometimes, but I'll let you in on a little secret: she's two months older than me!

Big sister, you're so mean! Hey there, everyone! I'm Jang-Shee, and I'm 432 Rahanian tretari! That's eighteen, for all you Earth-types! My blood type is B, can't you guess? Princess Elvina is so smart, and she can tell me my blood type even if I haven't been tested! I'm fast like a cat and really, really strong, so I know I can be a great soldier and make big sister proud of me! I like pretty things, shiny things, and things that smell good. That's why I'll be a great bodyguard for Elvina!

Jenla Frizza, age twenty-five, is considered a person of interest in the disappearances of several young women over the course of the past three years. I would personally voice my own opinion in regards to this matter, but I can’t comment on an ongoing investigation. Intergalactic Enforcement records indicate extensive previous experience in law enforcement, a B blood type, and an interest in combative sports. If seen, do not approach her. Contact the Intergalactic Enforcers immediately.

Welcome, weary traveler, to this particular point in this particular universe. I'm queen Natalia. Do not be alarmed by my sisters’ appearances, for we cat-girls believe violence, like technology, to be meaningless and unnecessary. Of course, we can’t exist independent of this world, and we do at times seek assistance from the Intergalactic Enforcers, but the jungle is our mother, and the river is our… What did you ask? The markers of time and place are meaningless, mere constructs that—no, I’m not telling you my age or blood type!